And I came back into my bedroom and she was still there and she was naked and was like, “Let’s do this!” I was like … “You heard me for the last twenty minutes?”Īnd then, for whatever reason, and it probably had something to do with the fact that I wasn’t really doing my side of things in bed, but she was not well-lubricated. We were making out and I went to the bathroom and I threw up like a fountain. There was also a time in grad school when I went out with a girl and we went back to my place and I’d had way too much wine. And then about four strokes later she called me Mike, who I learned the next morning was her ex-boyfriend who she’d broken up with five months earlier. Several years ago, I went out with this girl to a speakeasy, we were being very flirty, we went to a beer hall afterwards, we were making out, making a lot of suggestive comments and I had taken the bus down to Denver so I was like, “Hey: The last bus is heading out so either I need to leave or I’m crashing at your place.” So we went back to her house and started hooking up and I was inside of her when she looked me in the eyes and said, “I love you.” On the first date. The worst sexual experience I’ve ever had was on a first date. I’m not going to take your virginity,” and that happened like two or three times throughout freshman year. I was like, “I'm not gonna lie to you, I’m a virgin,” and she was like, “Cool. The first time I hooked up with a girl was the first week of freshman year of college when everyone's like 18 and horny and they're away from their parents. To this day, I have issues integrating the relationship side and the sexual side of things into the same person. I had a real issue separating sex from feelings for a long time, because I was raised to believe that sex was a thing women did for guys when they got married and not thing that both people like to do. He was raised Catholic and went to the seminary and has had one girlfriend his whole life. My parents-my dad in particular-were very strict.
They had checked my Myspace messages where we were planning it and I got grounded for like five months or something like that. I tried to lose my virginity as a junior in high school to a friend of mine from band who was like, “Oh, yeah, you know you’ve never had sex we can have sex this weekend.” My parents found out and were not happy. Sex Lives chronicles the evolution of one person's sex life.
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